Je t'embrasse
Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum.
Because everyone should have this on their blog
useful for class
Clotpole.
MY TEACHER ACTUALLY GAVE US THIS LIST AND WE USED IT FOR A WHOLE CLASS
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Mitch Hedberg. One of the best… one of my all-time favorites.
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
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if you are not excited for this you are so wrong
My jaw just dropped and stayed that way for an embarrassingly long time.
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